10 reasons why i dont need a girlfriend

21 Feb 2007

10 reasons why i dont need a girlfriend

1. money's tight!i dont have enough money yet,to get one would be a waste of time, energy and more importantly money!many people would agree with me on this,instead of a girlfriend,i'd rather buy a bike, or a ps3 once it's out..at least my money would be worthwhile.
2.just what's the benefits of a girlfriend? would i be a better husband?can i practise being a husband now?can we be like man and wife?is this like a masak-masak thing?can i play the wife..oh c'mon..ok..at least i wanna be the spoiled brat.hehe
3.hey..meeting outside+without marital ties-isnt that like a 'cheating on your wife' scenario?
4. i've got too many girlfriends..though at the current time it's not that many.why should i be friends with a girlfriend?should i make the others my enemies?but in that case they're too many.should i surrender?
5. i'm too irresistable.it's a known fact that i'm hot.too many girls are after me.if i let one get too close,there are bound to be others.it's hard enough as it is..
6. i'm too preoccupied with myselfi'm narcissistic.i look in the mirror,and the next thing u know i'll be staring at myself so long people are starting to line up before me.i wonder why some mirrors crack though..
7. i've got a computeri'm sorry,my heart is filled with love for this baby.u wont get anywhere close right now.i'm stedfast as a rock!
8. i can get too emotional sometimes.i write poems,cry everytime i see the sunset, cry again seeing that poordog licking ice off the road in peak winter, and cry yet again when my eyelids get stuck from the frozen tears..what happens when all that emotion get blown out of proportions in an even more emotional relationship?
9. i'm the type who zones out often, but i see couples..man- it's like outer space!
10. in my planet,girlfriends are synonymous for wives..there's actually no such thing
hehe just for laughs..